Do you ever wonder?

Have you ever wondered where all the socks go? Is there this hugs mountain full of socks that got sucked through the dryer?
Or
Do you ever wonder what your pet really thinks about you? Maybe they think they own us, After all, we do tend to their every need. Your wish is my command Ann!
Or
Why when people become management.. they lose all common sense. I am on call, but I don't get paid. Which makes me wonder am I a com.fort kee,per or they my keeper.