Bob and Sandy are celebrating their 18Th Wedding Anniversary. It's just amazing! They were both married about 50 years before their spouse died. Then they found each other again and love each other dearly. It's kind of funny their second marriage has lasted longer than my first marriage. So I wonder what is the secret to a lasting marriage. From watching them too.. I would say it's the following.

1. You have to kiss a lot
2. Allow your wife to eat chocolate. even though you don't think she needs it.
3. Take her to dinner
4. get a buzz with her in the evenings
5. When you guys get old.. don't pay any attention to our depends.. they are panties. We won't laugh at you when you poop your pants. Deal?
   
6. My last suggestion is kind of the number one rule. Men listen up.. When your wife tells you to shut up!! You better do it!!!!