10 things not to say in bed
1. " I really don't get it. Your feet and hands are so big!"
2. "wow! That was good! Way longer than what your ex told me to expect."
3. " I think I can. I think I can...."
4. I got to remember to pick up my birth control pills at the pharmacy. My refill's been there for, like, two weeks!"
5. "you know what? On second thought, let's do turn off the lights."
6. "So you've really never given any thought to waxing your back?"
7. "Oh well, at least you tried, right?"
8. "Stay there. I'll be right back---- I just have to go blog this real quick."
9. "It's the strangest thing... that felt so much better in Vegas."
10. "d'ya mind moving your head? You're blocking the weeds."
3 comments:
i think i would be killed if i said any of those things haha.
i was looking at your survey and a little bird wants to know why there isn't a western option....
I didn't think of western option, because they suck!!
i am not a big fan of westerns myself...
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